- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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