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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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