- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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