Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Kevin and Ramin

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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A car walks into a bar.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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