Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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