- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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