- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

An Aisian failed a test

Chicken

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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