- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Neither did she.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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