- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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