- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Neither did she.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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