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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

womans rights...

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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