- Anti Joke

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I like the color potato.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

National security?

Women's Rights..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.