IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

angelo snyder is not ga

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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