Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Y u do dis?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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