Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Pickles

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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