- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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