- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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