- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Lindsay Lohan

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Two planes walk into an office building

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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