What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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