- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

you give like i give lomain

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Womens basketball

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Basically copying you.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

why are balck people black because they are

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