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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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