- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

justin littleton being sucessful

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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