- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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