- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

I have an idea! You leave.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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