What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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