- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

My cat just died.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Arrow in the Knee!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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