- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

a seal walks into a club.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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