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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

( . Y . )

A paralysed man falls over.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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