What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

I have an idea! You leave.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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