What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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