Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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