Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What would u like to drink?

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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A: Do you like it B: No

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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