"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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