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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

antonio has a penis head.lol

i found waldo.

gay pom...

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Poop.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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