Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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