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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

say it ten times fast: oh

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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