- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Guess what? Bananas

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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