friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

i found waldo.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Your text.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Anti Joke

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