- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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