You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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