What comes after 23? 24.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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