why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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