- Anti Joke

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

I'm HIV positive.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Jews

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves