why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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A person from Singapore eats

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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SBB

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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