- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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