What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Black people are the scum of the earth

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Life

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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