- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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