Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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What is life? Paul.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Ebola

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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