What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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obama

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Jack Stevens

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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