- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Colin is gay but toasters are not

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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