- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

These jokes don't have punchlines.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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