- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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