why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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