- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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