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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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