What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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