Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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