- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Knock Knock Come in

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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