Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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