So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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