- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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