- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I forgot what i was gonna say

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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