Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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