Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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A whole 'nother.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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PEANIS!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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