so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

i hate black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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