I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Who is John Galt?

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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