Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Penis.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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