What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Women's rights

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Anti Joke

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