Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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