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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

masturbating on a tarc bus

well use a tissue!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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