- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Wolfjob.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

SBB

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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