- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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