Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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