Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

your face is kinda funny

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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