why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Stealth baseballs record

Tilt your screen back

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

NEVER

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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