- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

. . I am a whale

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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