Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Guess what? Bananas

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

2 black kids walk into school

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Cheese

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