- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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