- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

tee hee

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Justin with a hat.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

no

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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