- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

i killed my family

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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