- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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