- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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