- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

a pornstar comes early to a party

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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