What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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