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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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