- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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