Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Anti Joke

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